i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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