hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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