Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Alive.
So much puke
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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