I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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My glasses were in the garbage this morning
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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