We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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