i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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