i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
im on a boat
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