it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize