you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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