Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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