We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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