My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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