It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Randomize
