i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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