Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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