he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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