susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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