Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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