So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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