She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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