Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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