belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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