How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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