Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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