Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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