i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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