were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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