After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Congratulations! We have a period
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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