woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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