that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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