If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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