rhymes with "ouble enetration"
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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