i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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