Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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