is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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