As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
COCAINE IS GR8
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!