I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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