I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he shaved USA in his pubs
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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