i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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