Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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