Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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