He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
