so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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