My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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