best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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