I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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