so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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