I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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