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(908): View more from New Jersey

But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes

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how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?

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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.

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(805): View more from California

Are you feeling okay?

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Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.

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