Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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