bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
