He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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