You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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