did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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