so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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