you would pick up someone in the library
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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