there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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