I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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