Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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